Because it’s not that your dad owns your vagina until you’re an adult. You can’t own your own vagina, ownership of it merely gets passed on to your husband when you get married. And 23 is a good marryin’ age.
There are a few obvious ships that weren’t asked for last year which surprised me, but really what I’d like to see this year is someone ask for dude-on-dude. Nobody asked for that last year and I was sad.